There are millions and millions of people in the world~
but there are just a few personality types that i don't understand
Type 1. The Bossy Kind
I am a strong believer in that if you can do something yourself DO IT!
don't get others to do it for you! move those legs and arms and pick up that tray, open that door and get your own coffee....
Why do perfectly normal workers suddenly become God's gift to men/women as soon as they are promoted?
In my opinion, people who become managers/supervisors are the lazy ones who pick on people to do their jobs and boss everyone around to "appear" to have leadership ability..... but in actual case they are just plain BOSSY...
Type 2. The Kind of people who are proud of their "natural features"
It is a strange world these days ladies and gentlemen where people are getting nose, boobs, lips, ears, legs, cheek and all over body jobs!
The most common type of plastic surgery done in korea (south) is the double eye lid surgery. SOOO many people have done it that it's not even considered plastic surgery anymore....
You even get group discounts when you go with your friends.....
I think getting that done is all good and well~ except if you lie and say it's "natural" u can still see the stitch lines in your eyes for goodness sake~
I HATE THAT!
Especially when they continue to brag about how big their eyes are... the funny thing is~ that particular surgery leave scar lines on the eye lid which serve as the crease which forms the "double eye lid" feature~
When people get it done they try their best not to close their eyes for a long time so that others wont see that line.... so dumb....
Type 3. Gross old men
What can i say..... i dont like gross old men who check girls out...
look them up and down have a satisfied grin on their face.
especially if they make comments~
that's just disgusting....
Especially construction workers i have to say they are the worst.
Type 4. People who don't know how they smell...
Enough said
Type. 5 The person who takes my last chocolate dipped stawberry
awww~ :(
and Type 6. Back stabbing friends.
I would have to say are the worst kind.
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Double eye lid operation?
Do they stitch an extra eye lid on so you can double-blink?
People usually get promoted because they are too incompetent to carry on doing the job they're doing.
They can't be fired, so they promote them to a position where they don't have do do anything.
(except letch over girls and delegate stuff to tother people!)
no, what they do is cut your eyelid about 1cm from your eye lashes then stitch the "cut" back up and when it heals it becomes crease, so when she opens her eyes she has a double eyelid... donno if i explained that well ehough... hehehe
I think thats very true.... only when they want a promotion do they do any sort of work... once they get it they just pass the work on to their team members who have to listen to them.... very unfair!
I wish i was in that position! :) get paid to do nothing!
eugh!
That sounds horrible.
I'm generally wary of surgery to improve appearance unless somebody had been horrifically injured, or they are persucuted for their appearance.
Sometimes such a promotion is warranted and the boss becomes bossy because they have other duties to attend to. I know that my boss does all manner of things that I wouldn't want to do. When I'm given work, I just think "I'm glad I get to do this and I don't have to do what you have to do!"
I don't mind people who are proud of them, but most of the people that I've been around who've made such enhancements to themselves have no problem pointing it out. It makes things much easier. I work with lots of women (by lots, I mean 3) who've just come right out and said "I got new boobs! I'm so happy about them."
Gross old men seem to be a feature of society. I hope I never become one.
I don't exactly know how I smell, but I hope it isn't too offensive. I do my best to keep clean, so I guess you can't ask for much more than that!
I would never take your last chocolate dipped strawberry! I don't like strawberries. (But I do like chocolate!)
These friends suck. I wouldn't call them friends. I would call them evil people that, for some reason, you keep in your company.
Let's give it up for Blepharoplasty! Whooo! :-P Ultra, check out this link. I think it will explain all: http://www.drmeronk.com/asian/asian-eyelid-healingseries.html
Anyway, yeah, you're spot on with this post. I know people at my work who act like managers when they're not, and that's even more infuriating (but at least you get the satisfaction of saying, "Get stuffed! I'll do it my own way! Ha!")
As for gross old men... am I correct in assuming that if it was a hot young guy checking you out, you wouldn't be complaining as much? Hehehe. Just imagine that one day when YOU'RE old and wrinkly, you'll probably be checking out young boys and making them go "ewww". Hahaha. It all comes 'round full circle. -- That said, it's still gross, but only because they're not being subtle about it. Haha. I've had old ladies crack onto me before (most recently in the train station) and I just took it as a compliment and laughed it off with them ("Well, I'd have to spend a few hours in the bath so I can wrinkle up!")
As for strawberries... do you eat the green bit at the top? I do. Was that chocolate covered too? Mmm. I also eat apple cores. Hahaha. Yum!
I do the apple core thing because the core has the most vitamins in it.
I have never eaten the geen bit of a strawberry though.
I'll try that later...
Ultra: yeah i agree... a girl from high school had it done.. actually i know about 8 girls who have done it... and hmm lets just say that it doesn't heal straight away...
Doug: i do agree with you on that point... i am sometimes glad i don't have to do what my manager does... but i hate it when they hand me "favors" to do when it's technically their job to do it...
What i ment by being proud of what they had done is.... that they claim that it's natural... which i think is a pretty silly thing to lie about...
Boob jobs! i have nothing against being proud of boob jobs! i want to get them done too! but i'm too scared to "go under the knife" i know someone who had them done too.. and she's mighty proud of them... and so she should be... they're GREAT! she let all the girls have a feel hahahaha and they feel REAL!
gross old men... gross construction men who perv in groups... all yukkkk!
can't believe you dont like strawberries!
if i ever buy a punnet of chocolate dipped stawberries and leave them on a table... leave... come back in 5... and all the chocolate has been eaten off.... i know who to blame!!! :P
Reverendtimmothy: hmm if only i had the guts to say get stuffed! i would! i say it on the inside but do what they ask anyway... damnit!
ooowwww that's a tough comment.... hmmm.... hot guy checking me out... i'd be checkin him out too...
ok i'll correct what i mean about gross old men.... men in general who are DAMN obvious they are checking out a girl, drooling, making funny grunting noises, slipping in perverted comments as she walks by... is gross.... hehe
Green bit... not chocolate covered... apple cores hmm are't they bitter? do u eat the seeds too?
Ultra: you eat apple cores too? vitamins ey? i think i'd rather take a vitamin tablet...
old man morri: thanks! i might try it next time i'm out! YAY
I used to be a construction worker. But then I spent the summer in the sun and became an American-Indian.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
P.S. While I understand the gross factor involved in these scenarios, you could have SO MUCH FUN with those types of people. Seriously, fuck with their heads a bit and tell them about your identical twin with an insatiable appetite for threesomes.* Then mention in passing that she's in town for the weekend, having recently completed her latest porn film in the States.
* A serving suggestion only.
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